Thursday, July 20, 2006

Oh look who's here. Anonymous guy yet again. So why not introduce yourself, join the party :) Sigh, what's this with anonymous guys anyways... Got the balls to "settle" with others, but no balls to take responsibility for the one thing that belongs to you, your identity?

Oh well, the strange things juveniles do.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not fabricating anything. I'm simply stating facts. The fact remains, that if you really are the hero you claim you are, wanting to solve your friend's problems, then why tag anonymously?

Hmm, CL could mean a million people. Calvin Lee, for one. Maybe Cunt Lover, or Castrated Lanjiao, or whatever.

I mean, surely it couldn't stand for one of the above suggested nicknames, but unless you identify yourself, there really isn't much point for debate anyways. We don't talk to people who hide :)

Wanna be macho, then don't cower behind the walls of internet. It'll give you a false sense of courage, a heroic delusion.

I mean seriously, how the hell are you going to settle this anyways?

You wanna hit us? Fight us? Challenge us to some street fight?

Well, i strongly suggest against it, because if you do so, you jolly well kill us.

As far as things go, and Mrs Murthy from GP class explains, the death penalty still exists.

But then again, I doubt someone who hides behinds the mask of a pseudo-name possesses the courage whatsoever to commit murder. If you don't kill us, we'll see you in jail. :)

If you think for two seconds we won't get you, I'm sorry to shatter your miserable delusions. We will report you. Who knows, you gotta pay for the hospital bills too :)
Plus sit your ass around a fucked up prison, while we sue your fucking ass all the way to hell.

Anyways, I don't see the reason why you're getting mad anyways. Well, let me put it this way. If the entire clique is giving Mr. Calvin Lee a hard time, then the burning question remains : What is he still doing sticking to us? If you're not happy with the way you're treated, LEAVE.

We're sending a straight on signal : YOU'RE NOT WELCOME

It's that simple. We're taking drastic measures to remove a piece of chewing gum stuck to our shoe. It juz won't get off. Initially we'll drag the shoe off the floor, then we'll use a piece of paper to get it off. If all else fails, we use our hands. Ever walked around with a piece of chewing gum on yer shoe? It's fucking irritating, and you can't walk properly.

Well, no one's forcing him to be with us. He chose to stay. We can't forcefully guailan anyone. So if you think about it, he wants to take the shit. If he doesn't he could leave. He could go and be friends with you, Mr. CL macho guy. Take him under your wing, take care of him, protect him, do whatever you want. Hell, you can even fuck him. We don't care. The point is, he isn't welcome here. ANY idiot can tell that we don't.

If he left when he wasn't accepted into the group, then we would have respected him. At least he knew where he stood. But since he stuck to us like glue, and refused to leave, then what respect is there? Respect is to be earned, my dear Mr. CL, and i'm sorry to say your dear friend has not earned our respect.

I'm asking you to be logical here. Look at the things as they are placed upon the tables of reason. Every single time we guailan Calvin, we're telling him to leave. He didn't. So who's the one at fault here? By not sticking to us, he won't be guailaned anymore. It's simple isn't it. But he decides to stay. Whether its him wanting to fit in or whatever, that isn't the point. The POINT is that he chose to stay. He chose this. What we're doing is perhaps not the nicest thing to do, but it's necessary. We can't tolerate much of him further, and we've tried the other "nicer" ways, but it didn't work. Put yourself in our shoes and consider our options for once.

I'm offering you the alternative solution, which is to be rational, and not screw up your life. Like I said, hit anyone of us, and we'll see you in court :) Basically, we have the legal leverage. Additionally, us being guailan to Calvin is not even close to being a reasonable excuse for assault. Call me ball-less, well I am, if u refer to my previous posts(sigh). I suggest you do not attempt anything stupid. While the other guys may attend to your request of a fight, lay any finger on me and well, I'll see that you're duly punished. Don't say I didnt warn you. =) Our country is rather unforgiving when it comes to ex-convicts... if you know what i mean :)

Don't let go of your life, your education, your future, for another person. I understand Calvin is your friend, but are you willing to give up everything for another person? Ok, let's say you give us a beating. Let me assure you that if Calvin continues to stick with us, we're not gonna stop being his best friends :)
So you'll basically screw up your life, and still not help Calvin eventually. So why not do this the easy, painless, and most efficient way.

Shut the fuck up. Get the hell out of our sight. Take Calvin with you.

Sorry if i sounded too harsh. I'm afraid you wouldn't get the message, the same way Calvin fails to get ours. You know, feathers of the same bird flock together. Just being careful you know, don't want you to get the wrong idea.

You got a few choices the way I see it.

1. Attempt to beat us up and get your ass kicked anyways. Calvin remains fucked.
2. Attempt to beat us up and you kick our ass. Calvin remains fucked. You're fucked.
3. Attempt to kill us. Calvin remains fucked. You're hanged by the court of law.
4. Attempt to kill us. Calvin remains fucked. You escape but live forever in guilt.
5. Be Calvin's friend. Love him. Cherish him. Do what we couldn't. Leave in peace. We go in peace. Fair, painless. As a free gift, Calvin leads a better life away from us, and you don't need to jeopardize your life.

Choice 5 seems a good bargain, compared to the rest :)

Think about it. I hate to see another soul go down in flames.

-evan. man i wanna be a lawyer when i graduate.
the guys at 10:27 PM